Thursday, November 19, 2009
New Favourite Song
This is the strangest creepiest song that I have ever stumbled upon. The song is called "I'm in love with my little Red Tricycle" The artist is Napoleon XIV AKA Jerry Samuels. He is more famous for his song entitled "They're coming to take me away Ha Ha" I recommend youtubing that song as well. Seriously this has to be heard to be believed. Wow!
Monday, November 16, 2009
Humility What's that?
I am not an Obama supporter, nor would I be a Republican if I were an American because of all the crazy "I'm right therefore everyone else is Hitler" type people but this article made me roll my eyes. Outrage in Washington For those of you that won't read the article here is what happened. During his visit to Japan Obama bowed to the Japanese Emperor. This apparently is just like pooping your pants in the school yard. After doing horrible things like this it is impossible for anyone to respect you.
Quote from the article "I don't know why President Obama thought that was appropriate. Maybe he thought it would play well in Japan. But it's not appropriate for an American president to bow to a foreign one," said conservative pundit William Kristol speaking on the Fox News Sunday program, adding that the gesture bespoke a United States that has become weak and overly-deferential under Obama."
I'm sorry but "get a grip" is Kirk Perry's comment. The U.S. has always had a reputation for being arrogant and things like this reinforce that stereotype. If you don't like the president then don't vote for him next time. If you really don't like him then pray for him and yourself that you'll stop being such a nit-picky poopyhead. STOP looking for things to complain about that aren't there. Instead why not focus on making things better in your country.
This has been a Canadian's humble opinion.
Quote from the article "I don't know why President Obama thought that was appropriate. Maybe he thought it would play well in Japan. But it's not appropriate for an American president to bow to a foreign one," said conservative pundit William Kristol speaking on the Fox News Sunday program, adding that the gesture bespoke a United States that has become weak and overly-deferential under Obama."
I'm sorry but "get a grip" is Kirk Perry's comment. The U.S. has always had a reputation for being arrogant and things like this reinforce that stereotype. If you don't like the president then don't vote for him next time. If you really don't like him then pray for him and yourself that you'll stop being such a nit-picky poopyhead. STOP looking for things to complain about that aren't there. Instead why not focus on making things better in your country.
This has been a Canadian's humble opinion.
Monday, November 09, 2009
An Inconvenient Tooth ™
Well my surgery went well. I only fainted once during the 5 attempts to stick needles in my veins. What I wasn't prepared for was the swelling that showed up a couple days after. One tooth was into the bone on my lower jaw and apparently my body liked having it there. Leading worship yesterday and speaking last night was probably a mistake. Dodge ball and face push ups are probably not a good idea either. Other ideas that aren't good include: Braille on bank machine drive throughs, Country music, Babies own electrical outlet, and Patricia Roy breeding. I want my mouth back. It's where I like to put my food. That's right you guessed it this truly is an inconvenient tooth. ™
Thursday, November 05, 2009
Losing wisdom
Well tomorrow morning I will be losing two wisdom teeth which brings me to this question: Who was the idiot that named them "wisdom teeth"? This is what wikipedia says:
"They are called wisdom teeth because they usually come in when a person is between age 17 and 25 or older—old enough to have supposedly gained some wisdom."
By this reasoning baldness should be referred to as a wisdom cap. Wrinkles would be wisdom lines and hemorrhoids would be referred to as having a wise ass. (for those of you offended by the word ass please refer to your King James Bibles for a definition) I've decided to rename them as a result of the obvious lack of thought given the first time. From now on they will be "an inconvenient tooth" ™ Maybe by coming up with "an inconvenient tooth" I can gain a reward like say a Nobel prize or something. Apparently lately they just give those away for not being George Bush. I'm not George Bush. Give me my reward. Obviously this post is jumbled and lacking the clarity of thought of many of my other posts. Hence the title. I'm out.
"They are called wisdom teeth because they usually come in when a person is between age 17 and 25 or older—old enough to have supposedly gained some wisdom."
By this reasoning baldness should be referred to as a wisdom cap. Wrinkles would be wisdom lines and hemorrhoids would be referred to as having a wise ass. (for those of you offended by the word ass please refer to your King James Bibles for a definition) I've decided to rename them as a result of the obvious lack of thought given the first time. From now on they will be "an inconvenient tooth" ™ Maybe by coming up with "an inconvenient tooth" I can gain a reward like say a Nobel prize or something. Apparently lately they just give those away for not being George Bush. I'm not George Bush. Give me my reward. Obviously this post is jumbled and lacking the clarity of thought of many of my other posts. Hence the title. I'm out.
Tuesday, November 03, 2009
Kirk talks about Swine flu.
Swine flu, swine flu, swine flu, swine flu. H1N1 swine flu. Swine flu? Swine flu H1N1, H1N1, swineflu. VACCINE!!!! Swine flu, swine flu, swine flu, media, swine flu, H1N1, Purel, H1N1, h one n one, swine flu. Oink. Swine flu, swine flu, swine flu...Swine flu. swine flu, swine flu, swine flu, waldo, swine flu, H1N1, swine flu, swine flu. SARS, swine flu, swine flu, Habs suck, H1N1, swine flu, swine flu. When pigs fly, H1N1, H1N1, swine flu, swine flu, VACCINE!!!!!! swine flu, swine flu, swine flu, swine flu, swine flu. H1N1. The end.
Above is everything you need to know about ...crap I forgot what I was talking about.
Above is everything you need to know about ...crap I forgot what I was talking about.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Facebook Manners
For those of you who are on facebook. (I know that is hardly any of you) I thought I'd post this video of facebook manners to help all of us get along a lot better.
Friday, September 25, 2009
The way it should have happened the first time.
I know it's been a while but I thought I'd share this with the world as after watching it I can't get the lyrics out of my head. I also thought I should try and draw a few people back to this blog as I wrote another parody this summer which I want to share soon on here. Enjoy!!
Friday, May 01, 2009
Swine Flu
Bob Croft sent this to me as a way to avoid getting the swine flu. If you want to be safer then don't do this:
Just for your interest sake before everyone panics. Did you know that 30000 people died just in the United States last year from the regular flu. Now I know the U.S. Health care system is to health care as a U.S. bailout is to the economy but putting that into perspective this Swine Flu thing may not be that bad. If your family had someone die from it then of course it is bad for you but in the larger picture so far it is pretty tame. Sars killed just over 700 people. The last strain of the bird flu killed just over 300. About 170 were killed by Mad Cow disease.
THE MEDIA IS TRYING TO SCARE YOU!!!!!!!
If you really want to be safe avoid these:
Stats are deaths per year in the U.S.
1. Heart disease 2, 397, 615
2. Cancer 652, 486
3. Stroke 150, 074
4. Respiratory Disease 121, 987 (smokers)
5. Accidents 112, 012
6. Diabetes 73, 138
7. Alzheimer's 65, 965
8. Pneumonia 59, 664
9. Kidney Disease 42, 480
10. Septicemia 33, 373
Just for your interest sake before everyone panics. Did you know that 30000 people died just in the United States last year from the regular flu. Now I know the U.S. Health care system is to health care as a U.S. bailout is to the economy but putting that into perspective this Swine Flu thing may not be that bad. If your family had someone die from it then of course it is bad for you but in the larger picture so far it is pretty tame. Sars killed just over 700 people. The last strain of the bird flu killed just over 300. About 170 were killed by Mad Cow disease.
THE MEDIA IS TRYING TO SCARE YOU!!!!!!!
If you really want to be safe avoid these:
Stats are deaths per year in the U.S.
1. Heart disease 2, 397, 615
2. Cancer 652, 486
3. Stroke 150, 074
4. Respiratory Disease 121, 987 (smokers)
5. Accidents 112, 012
6. Diabetes 73, 138
7. Alzheimer's 65, 965
8. Pneumonia 59, 664
9. Kidney Disease 42, 480
10. Septicemia 33, 373
Monday, April 27, 2009
2 Pictures
This first picture is the actual test that Montreal coaches have to take to become the next coach:
This next one describes Carey Price's career:
This next one describes Carey Price's career:
Friday, April 24, 2009
Delusional Hab Fan Video
This made me laugh hard. This is what Hab fans actually thought would happen this year. Apologies to Steve Perry for having his song abused. (I'm not sure if I'm allowed to use the word I wanted to there)
Late with this. Way better late then never.
The Habs are gone. We can all celebrate once again. No more listening to delusional fans who think during the regular season that their team will win the cup and then bail on them before 1 game is played in the playoffs. (for example: Scottie Leighton, Brandon Melanson, Eric Hallett) No more having to see Hab fans embarrass themselves by booing their own team off the ice. No more watching Carey Price wave goodbye to the "fans" with a Patricia Roy salute. (oh wait I liked that) All of us can just sit back, relax and enjoy the playoffs now. I found this article talking about the demise of this years Habs that I thought you would enjoy, so enjoy:
After last season's renaissance, Habs fans were probably expecting much greater things from their club. If they did, it's probably because they ignored the numbers that suggested otherwise. I assume it's because numbers, other than 1967 and 24, scare them. And letters. And basic hygiene. To be fair, they have good reason to fear numbers as they caused them nothing but pain this year.
100 - The percentage of Habs fans who thought "this is the year" in August.
100 - The percentage of Habs fans calling for a rebuild in April.
2 - The number of powerplay quarterbacks that were lost to injuries on clean hits in their second last game of the regular season.
0 - The number of powerplay goals that the Canadiens scored against the Bruins without Markov and Schneider.
Minus-4.8 - The change in Montreal's power play percentage from last year.
1 - The number of stupid gimmicks that allowed the Canadiens to even qualify for the playoffs.
$750 million - The depth of George Gillett's debt that led to some creative ticket deals and possibly a local owner.
1 - The number of Habs' ex-coaches that out-maneuvered a soon to be ex-coach/ex-GM
16 - The number of UFAs and RFAs on the Canadiens. Thank god they have a good GM to sort that out.
3 - The number of times that the Bruins' have swept the Canadiens out of the playoffs including this year.
1531 - The number of seconds that the Canadiens held the lead during the series or just under 21 minutes out of 240 minutes played.
1 - The number of embarrassing parody music videos about winning "25 in 100".
4 - The number of playoff goals scored by former Hab Michael Ryder in the same number of games
3 - The number of playoff goals scored by Michael Ryder in 21 playoff games with Montreal.
100 - The percentage of Montreal shopkeepers that protected their stores against rioters.
99 - The actual number of season that the Canadiens have played.
2 - The number of Montreal forwards who outscored Mikhail Grabovski this season.
0 - The number of those players under contract with Montreal next season.
3 - The number of cigarettes that Carey Price can smoke at once.
1 - The number of 'Franchise' goalies that gave the crowd the Patrick Roy treatment during the deciding game.
0 - The percent chance that Vinny Lecavalier saves Montreal next season.
After last season's renaissance, Habs fans were probably expecting much greater things from their club. If they did, it's probably because they ignored the numbers that suggested otherwise. I assume it's because numbers, other than 1967 and 24, scare them. And letters. And basic hygiene. To be fair, they have good reason to fear numbers as they caused them nothing but pain this year.
100 - The percentage of Habs fans who thought "this is the year" in August.
100 - The percentage of Habs fans calling for a rebuild in April.
2 - The number of powerplay quarterbacks that were lost to injuries on clean hits in their second last game of the regular season.
0 - The number of powerplay goals that the Canadiens scored against the Bruins without Markov and Schneider.
Minus-4.8 - The change in Montreal's power play percentage from last year.
1 - The number of stupid gimmicks that allowed the Canadiens to even qualify for the playoffs.
$750 million - The depth of George Gillett's debt that led to some creative ticket deals and possibly a local owner.
1 - The number of Habs' ex-coaches that out-maneuvered a soon to be ex-coach/ex-GM
16 - The number of UFAs and RFAs on the Canadiens. Thank god they have a good GM to sort that out.
3 - The number of times that the Bruins' have swept the Canadiens out of the playoffs including this year.
1531 - The number of seconds that the Canadiens held the lead during the series or just under 21 minutes out of 240 minutes played.
1 - The number of embarrassing parody music videos about winning "25 in 100".
4 - The number of playoff goals scored by former Hab Michael Ryder in the same number of games
3 - The number of playoff goals scored by Michael Ryder in 21 playoff games with Montreal.
100 - The percentage of Montreal shopkeepers that protected their stores against rioters.
99 - The actual number of season that the Canadiens have played.
2 - The number of Montreal forwards who outscored Mikhail Grabovski this season.
0 - The number of those players under contract with Montreal next season.
3 - The number of cigarettes that Carey Price can smoke at once.
1 - The number of 'Franchise' goalies that gave the crowd the Patrick Roy treatment during the deciding game.
0 - The percent chance that Vinny Lecavalier saves Montreal next season.
Tuesday, April 07, 2009
March Sadness
Sucky final game. 2 teams i didn't want to see. The second worst team won (Duke worst) in a terrible game that was awful from beginning to end. BTW Danny Mac won the pool. I'll do the final standings sometime. I hated the game. I wish Villanova or Uconn had at least been playing. Putrid horrible "sporting event". Gahhhhh!!!!
Sunday, March 29, 2009
March Madness Pool 2009 4th Update
Final Four Baby!!!! Uconn vs Michigan State. North Carolina vs. Villanova. Everything got shook up in the last 2 days.
1. 102 Points - Matthew Rose (Uconn)
2. 96 Points - Scott Ingalls (Villanova)
3. 91 Points - Danny Mac (North Carolina)
4. 87 Points - Michael Park
5. 86 points - Joshua McCracken, Dan Henderlong (F)
7. 84 Points - Blaine Parker, Graham Perry
9. 81 Points - Kirk Perry (Uconn)
10. 80 Points - Peter Beckwith (Uconn), Chris Stephens (North Carolina), Aaron Perry (F), Bob Croft (F)
14. 79 Points - Rebecca Perry (F)
15. 78 Points - Tim Branscombe
16. 77 Points - Lynnette Perry (Uconn)
17. 76 Points - Kristie Ingersoll (North Carolina)
18. 73 Points - Dave Finlay (F)
19. 71 Points - Tammy Craig (F), Robyn Tatton (F)
21. 70 Points - Angie Russell (F)
22. 67 Points - Olivia Paul (F)
23. 66 Points - Jo Perry (F)
24. 65 Points - Steffan Hettrick (North Carolina), Holly Branscombe (F), Tammy Park (F)
27. 63 Points - Paul Perry
28. 60 Points - Roger Fitzsimmons (Michigan State)
29. 59 Points - Richard Cox (F)
30. 49 Points - Rose Tatton (F)
31. 44 Points - Dice Picks (F)
32. 41 Points - Kaley Tatton (F)
33. 21 Points - Simon MacInnis (F)
F - Final score. No more points possible
The following people have lost their championship team and thus have no chance of winning:
Kaley Tatton - Utah
Simon MacInnis - Ohio State
Dan Henderlong - Syracuse
Paul Perry - Syracuse
Graham Perry - Memphis
Jo Perry - Kansas
Tim Branscombe - Gonzaga
Robyn Tatton - Purdue
Rose Tatton - Duke
Dice Picks - Xavier
Michael Park - Louisville
Aaron Perry - Louisville
Bob Croft - Louisville
Rebecca Perry - Louisville
Dave Finlay - Louisville
Richard Cox - Louisville
Joshua McCracken - Pittsburgh
Blaine Parker - Pittsburgh
Tammy Park - Pittsburgh
Holly Branscombe - Pittsburgh
Tammy Craig - Missouri
Angie Russell - Oklahoma
1. 102 Points - Matthew Rose (Uconn)
2. 96 Points - Scott Ingalls (Villanova)
3. 91 Points - Danny Mac (North Carolina)
4. 87 Points - Michael Park
5. 86 points - Joshua McCracken, Dan Henderlong (F)
7. 84 Points - Blaine Parker, Graham Perry
9. 81 Points - Kirk Perry (Uconn)
10. 80 Points - Peter Beckwith (Uconn), Chris Stephens (North Carolina), Aaron Perry (F), Bob Croft (F)
14. 79 Points - Rebecca Perry (F)
15. 78 Points - Tim Branscombe
16. 77 Points - Lynnette Perry (Uconn)
17. 76 Points - Kristie Ingersoll (North Carolina)
18. 73 Points - Dave Finlay (F)
19. 71 Points - Tammy Craig (F), Robyn Tatton (F)
21. 70 Points - Angie Russell (F)
22. 67 Points - Olivia Paul (F)
23. 66 Points - Jo Perry (F)
24. 65 Points - Steffan Hettrick (North Carolina), Holly Branscombe (F), Tammy Park (F)
27. 63 Points - Paul Perry
28. 60 Points - Roger Fitzsimmons (Michigan State)
29. 59 Points - Richard Cox (F)
30. 49 Points - Rose Tatton (F)
31. 44 Points - Dice Picks (F)
32. 41 Points - Kaley Tatton (F)
33. 21 Points - Simon MacInnis (F)
F - Final score. No more points possible
The following people have lost their championship team and thus have no chance of winning:
Kaley Tatton - Utah
Simon MacInnis - Ohio State
Dan Henderlong - Syracuse
Paul Perry - Syracuse
Graham Perry - Memphis
Jo Perry - Kansas
Tim Branscombe - Gonzaga
Robyn Tatton - Purdue
Rose Tatton - Duke
Dice Picks - Xavier
Michael Park - Louisville
Aaron Perry - Louisville
Bob Croft - Louisville
Rebecca Perry - Louisville
Dave Finlay - Louisville
Richard Cox - Louisville
Joshua McCracken - Pittsburgh
Blaine Parker - Pittsburgh
Tammy Park - Pittsburgh
Holly Branscombe - Pittsburgh
Tammy Craig - Missouri
Angie Russell - Oklahoma
Saturday, March 28, 2009
March Madness Pool 2009 3rd Update
There are only 8 teams left that can win the national championship and one of them is Uconn. A lot of shake up this week. A lot of people don't have their winner anymore. (evil laugh)
1. 78 Points- Matthew Rose (Uconn), Dan Henderlong
3. 76 Points - Graham Perry
4. 75 Points - Danny Mac (NC)
5. 72 Points - Scott Ingalls (Villa), Chris Stephens (NC), Aaron Perry (Lou), Bob Croft (Lou)
9. 71 Points - Rebecca Perry (Lou), Michael Park (Lou), Tammy Craig (Miissou)
12. 70 Points - Joshua McCracken (Pit), Angie Russell (Okl)
14. 69 Points - Lynnette Perry (Uconn)
15. 68 Points - Blaine Parker (Pit)
16. 67 Points - Olivia Paul (OKL)
17. 66 Points - Jo Perry
18. 65 Points - Kirk Perry (Uconn), Tammy Park (Pit), Dave Finlay (Lou)
21. 64 Points - Peter Beckwith (Uconn)
22. 63 Points - Paul Perry
23. 62 Points - Tim Branscombe
24. 60 Points - Kristie Ingersoll (NC)
25. 59 Points - Richard Cox (Lou)
26. 57 Points - Holly Branscombe (Pit), Stefan Hettrick (NC)
28. 55 Points - Robyn Tatton
29. 52 Points - Roger Fitzsimmons (Mich St.)
30. 49 Points - Rose Tatton
31. 44 Points - Dice Picks (F)
32. 41 Points - Kaley Tatton (F)
33. 21 Points - Simon MacInnis (F)
F - Final score. No more points possible
The following people have lost their championship team and thus have no chance of winning:
Kaley Tatton - Utah
Simon MacInnis - Ohio State
Dan Henderlong - Syracuse
Paul Perry - Syracuse
Graham Perry - Memphis
Jo Perry - Kansas
Tim Branscombe - Gonzaga
Robyn Tatton - Purdue
Rose Tatton - Duke
Dice Picks - Xavier
1. 78 Points- Matthew Rose (Uconn), Dan Henderlong
3. 76 Points - Graham Perry
4. 75 Points - Danny Mac (NC)
5. 72 Points - Scott Ingalls (Villa), Chris Stephens (NC), Aaron Perry (Lou), Bob Croft (Lou)
9. 71 Points - Rebecca Perry (Lou), Michael Park (Lou), Tammy Craig (Miissou)
12. 70 Points - Joshua McCracken (Pit), Angie Russell (Okl)
14. 69 Points - Lynnette Perry (Uconn)
15. 68 Points - Blaine Parker (Pit)
16. 67 Points - Olivia Paul (OKL)
17. 66 Points - Jo Perry
18. 65 Points - Kirk Perry (Uconn), Tammy Park (Pit), Dave Finlay (Lou)
21. 64 Points - Peter Beckwith (Uconn)
22. 63 Points - Paul Perry
23. 62 Points - Tim Branscombe
24. 60 Points - Kristie Ingersoll (NC)
25. 59 Points - Richard Cox (Lou)
26. 57 Points - Holly Branscombe (Pit), Stefan Hettrick (NC)
28. 55 Points - Robyn Tatton
29. 52 Points - Roger Fitzsimmons (Mich St.)
30. 49 Points - Rose Tatton
31. 44 Points - Dice Picks (F)
32. 41 Points - Kaley Tatton (F)
33. 21 Points - Simon MacInnis (F)
F - Final score. No more points possible
The following people have lost their championship team and thus have no chance of winning:
Kaley Tatton - Utah
Simon MacInnis - Ohio State
Dan Henderlong - Syracuse
Paul Perry - Syracuse
Graham Perry - Memphis
Jo Perry - Kansas
Tim Branscombe - Gonzaga
Robyn Tatton - Purdue
Rose Tatton - Duke
Dice Picks - Xavier
Monday, March 23, 2009
March Madness Pool 2009 2nd Update
It's looking like we have another chalk tournament. Shame on all of you that lacked the imagination to pick upsets. Subsequently shame on all of you that are beating me. Welcome Matthew Rose and Tammy Craig.
1. 55 Points - Danny Mac
2. 52 Points - Bob Croft, Scott Ingalls, Graham Perry
5. 51 Points - Michael Park, Tammy Craig
7. 50 Points - Angie Russell, Daniel Henderlong, Matthew Rose
10. 49 Points - Lynnette Perry, Dave Finlay
12. 48 Points - Blaine Parker, Chris Stephens, Peter Beckwith, Kristie Ingersoll, Aaron Perry
17. 47 Points - Paul Perry, Olivia Paul, Rebecca Perry
20. 46 Points - Tim Branscombe, Jo Perry, Joshua McCracken
23. 45 Points - Kirk Perry, Tammy Park, Stefan Hettrick, Holy Branscombe
27. 43 Points - Richard Cox
28. 40 Points - Dice Picks
29. 39 Points - Robyn Tatton
30. 37 Points - Kaley Tatton, Rose Tatton
32. 36 Points - Roger Fitszimmons
33. 21 Points - Simon MacInnis
The following people have lost their championship team and thus have no chance of winning:
Kaley Tatton - Utah
Simon MacInnis - Ohio State
1. 55 Points - Danny Mac
2. 52 Points - Bob Croft, Scott Ingalls, Graham Perry
5. 51 Points - Michael Park, Tammy Craig
7. 50 Points - Angie Russell, Daniel Henderlong, Matthew Rose
10. 49 Points - Lynnette Perry, Dave Finlay
12. 48 Points - Blaine Parker, Chris Stephens, Peter Beckwith, Kristie Ingersoll, Aaron Perry
17. 47 Points - Paul Perry, Olivia Paul, Rebecca Perry
20. 46 Points - Tim Branscombe, Jo Perry, Joshua McCracken
23. 45 Points - Kirk Perry, Tammy Park, Stefan Hettrick, Holy Branscombe
27. 43 Points - Richard Cox
28. 40 Points - Dice Picks
29. 39 Points - Robyn Tatton
30. 37 Points - Kaley Tatton, Rose Tatton
32. 36 Points - Roger Fitszimmons
33. 21 Points - Simon MacInnis
The following people have lost their championship team and thus have no chance of winning:
Kaley Tatton - Utah
Simon MacInnis - Ohio State
Saturday, March 21, 2009
March Madness Pool 2009
Ok here are the results after the first round:
1. 26 Points - Djhendo8, (who are you????) Bob Croft
3. 25 Points - Danny Mac, Michael Park, Paul Perry
6. 24 Points - Graham Perry, Kristie Ingersol, Scott ingalls
9. 23 Points - Richard Cox, Lynnette Perry, Stefan Hettrick, Kaley Tatton, Tammy Park
14. 22 Points - Peter Beckwith, Chris Stephens, Aaron Perry, Joshua McCracken, Tim Branscombe
19. 21 Points - Robyn Tatton, Kirk Perry, Rose Tatton, Rebecca Perry, Holly Branscombe
24. 20 Points - Joanna Perry
25. 18 Points - Roger Fitzsimmons
26. 17 Points - Simon MacInnis
I'm missing a few that I hope to add tomorrow: Dave Finlay, Angie Russell, and Dice Picks. Also Scottie leighton was a no show this year. hmmmmmmm.
The following people have lost their championship team and thus have no chance of winning:
Kaley Tatton - Utah
Simon MacInnis - Ohio State
1. 26 Points - Djhendo8, (who are you????) Bob Croft
3. 25 Points - Danny Mac, Michael Park, Paul Perry
6. 24 Points - Graham Perry, Kristie Ingersol, Scott ingalls
9. 23 Points - Richard Cox, Lynnette Perry, Stefan Hettrick, Kaley Tatton, Tammy Park
14. 22 Points - Peter Beckwith, Chris Stephens, Aaron Perry, Joshua McCracken, Tim Branscombe
19. 21 Points - Robyn Tatton, Kirk Perry, Rose Tatton, Rebecca Perry, Holly Branscombe
24. 20 Points - Joanna Perry
25. 18 Points - Roger Fitzsimmons
26. 17 Points - Simon MacInnis
I'm missing a few that I hope to add tomorrow: Dave Finlay, Angie Russell, and Dice Picks. Also Scottie leighton was a no show this year. hmmmmmmm.
The following people have lost their championship team and thus have no chance of winning:
Kaley Tatton - Utah
Simon MacInnis - Ohio State
Thursday, March 05, 2009
Slammed Home
Ok I'm going to try to to be more regular again on my blog. I read this article and couldn't help... Actually read it first I'll comment after.
MINNEAPOLIS - During his glory days as a pro wrestler, Verne Gagne shared the spotlight with other burly men in trunks, guys with names like Killer Kowalski, Mad Dog Vachon, The Crusher and Baron Von Raschke.
But all of that seemed well in the past until just weeks ago, when authorities say Gagne, 82 and suffering from Alzheimer's disease, apparently body-slammed a 97-year-old fellow patient at the suburban nursing home where they both lived, causing the man's death.
Bloomington police are investigating, but not even the victim's widow wants to see the dementia-stricken Gagne prosecuted.
"It's been so hard on both families," said Greg Gagne, Gagne's son and a former wrestler himself.
Police said there was no clear indication of what set Gagne off, and neither man could remember the incident afterward. Behaviour and personality changes are common as Alzheimer's progresses, and victims of the mind-robbing disease can become agitated.
Ok first of all. "Neither man could remember the incident afterward" I wonder why that was. One had Alzheimer's and the other was dead.
Fourthly Can you imaging making that call to the man who died' kids. "Uh yes your 97 year old father passed away today. He was body slammed off the cafeteria table by another resident. "
Tenthly I miss blogging.
MINNEAPOLIS - During his glory days as a pro wrestler, Verne Gagne shared the spotlight with other burly men in trunks, guys with names like Killer Kowalski, Mad Dog Vachon, The Crusher and Baron Von Raschke.
But all of that seemed well in the past until just weeks ago, when authorities say Gagne, 82 and suffering from Alzheimer's disease, apparently body-slammed a 97-year-old fellow patient at the suburban nursing home where they both lived, causing the man's death.
Bloomington police are investigating, but not even the victim's widow wants to see the dementia-stricken Gagne prosecuted.
"It's been so hard on both families," said Greg Gagne, Gagne's son and a former wrestler himself.
Police said there was no clear indication of what set Gagne off, and neither man could remember the incident afterward. Behaviour and personality changes are common as Alzheimer's progresses, and victims of the mind-robbing disease can become agitated.
Ok first of all. "Neither man could remember the incident afterward" I wonder why that was. One had Alzheimer's and the other was dead.
Fourthly Can you imaging making that call to the man who died' kids. "Uh yes your 97 year old father passed away today. He was body slammed off the cafeteria table by another resident. "
Tenthly I miss blogging.
Monday, March 02, 2009
Klingon please...
I stumbled on to a site that got shut down five minutes after I got there. What was happening is people were calling Rosetta which sells language CDs and requesting Klingon. The site was amazing as hundreds of people were recording their conversations. I realize this was a wrong thing to do but this was my favourite:
Her: I'm so glad you called to learn a new language... I'm going to need your zip code.
Me: 4321
Her: ...
Me: Hi.
Her: You are missing a number in that, I only have 4321
Me: Oh sorry, 3
Her: Is that the last number?
Me: Well it's not any less important than the others
Her: Ok, Can I get your name as well?
Me: Leeroy Jenkins, that's M-A-X-W-E-L-L
Her: I'm sorry, did you say Jenkins?
Me: That's right, M-A-X-W-E-L-L
Her: I'm sorry?
Me: No problem. Do you have all the info you need?
Her: Almost, is your last name Jenkins or Maxwell?
Me: Yes it is, please try to pay attention.
Her: OK, which language are you interested in learning today?
Me: Canadian.
Her: English?
Me: I don't think they speak Canadian in England.
Her: I think they speak English in Canada, do you want to learn English?
Me: I'm pretty sure I already know English, I'm calling to ask about Canadian.
Her: We don't offer a Canadian dialect course at this time. Is there another language you might be interested in?
Me: Really? I hope that's not because you don't think Canada is important.
Her: No sir, we just...
Me: It's really big, and they can see Russia from there you know.
Her: Yes I know sir, is there another language you are interested in learning today?
Me: Well, to be honest there's some new people who moved in on my block and they are really weird like they just moved out of their parents basement and maybe it would be a good idea to learn their language so that I could relate to them better, maybe hang out and order a pizza or play battletoads with them
Her: What language do they speak sir?
Me: I'm not sure exactly but if you ask me I think it's Klingon.
Her: Please stop calling us sir, this isn't funny. *click*
Her: I'm so glad you called to learn a new language... I'm going to need your zip code.
Me: 4321
Her: ...
Me: Hi.
Her: You are missing a number in that, I only have 4321
Me: Oh sorry, 3
Her: Is that the last number?
Me: Well it's not any less important than the others
Her: Ok, Can I get your name as well?
Me: Leeroy Jenkins, that's M-A-X-W-E-L-L
Her: I'm sorry, did you say Jenkins?
Me: That's right, M-A-X-W-E-L-L
Her: I'm sorry?
Me: No problem. Do you have all the info you need?
Her: Almost, is your last name Jenkins or Maxwell?
Me: Yes it is, please try to pay attention.
Her: OK, which language are you interested in learning today?
Me: Canadian.
Her: English?
Me: I don't think they speak Canadian in England.
Her: I think they speak English in Canada, do you want to learn English?
Me: I'm pretty sure I already know English, I'm calling to ask about Canadian.
Her: We don't offer a Canadian dialect course at this time. Is there another language you might be interested in?
Me: Really? I hope that's not because you don't think Canada is important.
Her: No sir, we just...
Me: It's really big, and they can see Russia from there you know.
Her: Yes I know sir, is there another language you are interested in learning today?
Me: Well, to be honest there's some new people who moved in on my block and they are really weird like they just moved out of their parents basement and maybe it would be a good idea to learn their language so that I could relate to them better, maybe hang out and order a pizza or play battletoads with them
Her: What language do they speak sir?
Me: I'm not sure exactly but if you ask me I think it's Klingon.
Her: Please stop calling us sir, this isn't funny. *click*
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
I have a great idea for a post. More to come soon. Oh and congrats on Obama almost saying his oath. Ask yourself, if Bush had messed up saying his oath would any of the media jumped all over him? I will give Obama a chance. He has 22 days to fix everything or else I will give up on him. Ask not what your country can do for you because your country doesn't have a clue.
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Merry Christmas
I think this story makes you think. Hans Christian Anderson wrote the actual story. Welcome to the world of The Little Match Girl.
Thursday, December 04, 2008
I AM SO MAD!!!!!
The coalition of the losers is planning on taking power from my Prime Minister without a vote. This is treason. I don't care what they are allowed to do. There is a reason why this is hardly ever done. It is not a good idea!!!! If this goes through I will never again vote for the Liberal, NDP, or Bloq at any level of government. I'm ticked, and those of you that know me well know that I won't back down on this. Not only that but usually I remain quiet during Canadian elections. If this goes through I will be actively campaigning for the Conservatives and even donating to their party. I refuse to recognize Stephanne Moron (admitted hablover) as my Prime Minister. I never thought I'd see the day that I wished I was an American. That's right I'm that upset. This sucks.
